Unisex Tee - 'The Answer is No.' Design

Finally, apparel that understands your need for solitude. This isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a preemptive strike against social obligations.

• Clear Communication: Eliminates the need for awkward excuses. The policy is written right there.

• Stress Reduction: Studies show (probably) that wearing this reduces the number of stupid questions you receive by 80%.

• Casual Rejection: The perfect outfit for days when your social battery is at 0%.

Maintenance required (It’s not magic, it’s laundry):

• Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F). Keep it cool, like your demeanor.

• Bleach: Non-chlorine only. Don't go nuclear unless you have to.

• Tumble dry: Low heat. Patience is key (even if you don't have any for people).

• Ironing: Medium heat. Steam or dry. Just don't burn the refusal off the fabric.

• Do not dryclean: Seriously, don't be that person.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean